Interviewer: You have a very beautiful skin, what’s the secret to such a glowing, slammin’ skin
Super hot celebrity: I try to stay healthy; I drink a lot of water and get enough sleep.
Oh sharrrrap there and tell us the cream you’re using already!
So I’ve been drinking a lot of water, its annoying coz I keep running off my desk to pee, just coz I want to ‘GLOW’ well at first I thought it was working…….. Or working in my mind not until a friend (I’ve not seen in the past three months) was like ‘u look stressed out’ and I almost had a heart attack!
Long story cut short, I did some research and its all lies, drinking barrels of water won’t give u a bloody glow and it won’t hydrate your dehydrated skin! In fact the water you take in won’t get to your epidermis!
But water helps with flushing out toxins, keeps u hydrated INTERNALLY……..Ha! that’s not my problem as my intestines and lungs are not my fav body part to flaunt for now.
The only solution to dry skin is external, u wanna glow? Get to rubbing on ur moisturizer, stay away from dry environment.
Stop drinking water like a faulty car radiator! Hiss.
