The 'water for good skin' myth

Interviewer: You have a very beautiful skin, what’s the secret to such a glowing, slammin’ skin


Super hot celebrity: I try to stay healthy; I drink a lot of water and get enough sleep.

Oh sharrrrap there and tell us the cream you’re using already!
So I’ve been drinking a lot of water, its annoying coz I keep running off my desk to pee, just coz I want to ‘GLOW’ well at first I thought it was working…….. Or working in my mind not until a friend (I’ve not seen in the past three months) was like ‘u look stressed out’ and I almost had a heart attack!

Long story cut short, I did some research and its all lies, drinking barrels of water won’t give u a bloody glow and it won’t hydrate your dehydrated skin! In fact the water you take in won’t get to your epidermis!

But water helps with flushing out toxins, keeps u hydrated INTERNALLY……..Ha! that’s not my problem as my intestines and lungs are not my fav body part to flaunt for now.

The only solution to dry skin is external, u wanna glow? Get to rubbing on ur moisturizer, stay away from dry environment.

Stop drinking water like a faulty car radiator! Hiss.

Enough is Enough: Smoothies

Ok I’m so sick of these things already.


So my girl wld be like ‘Sup girl, lets meet in blah, blah, blah smoothie bar’

Boo is like ‘Babe let’s do smoothies today’ WTF I only want to have smoothies when i'm on a diet or when I’m feeling really healthy and boring.

No! Girl I can’t meet u in a bloody smoothie bar (I’d meet u in a real bar with cute dudes).

‘Babe we can’t do smoothies 2day I wanna do some yahooza suya (…..then do you afterwards)

I hate smoothies! And it’s like they are everywhere now, even in night clubs!

I guess i never got the memo.....

Yes! to shoulder pads

I have finally decided to buy me some shoulder padded blazer. It’s funny how we reject a new trend at first. It’s like the ‘great skinny jeans rejection’ or the ‘great Riri hair rejection’.


Well mine is toned down it’s not very shoulder pad’ish. More acceptable and it won’t get people pointing at me.

'The pads + dress look'

Love this look, with short dress it roxxs. She totally pulled it off. riri is the biggest celebrity  'shoulder pad advocate' of them all! No i take that back it's Lady GaGa

'The pads on jeans look'

 

hmmmm, too buggish........something is wrong may be its her underweight i don't know, sorry ignore this pic move on.

Yeah, this is bet'ah. And easier on our eyes, posh roxx!

With jeans its cool, can totally rock this, 'day to night'. (I like this Elohor gyal, she's got great style)

'The pads on skirt and blouse look'

 Munachi totally rocked it, this is the perfect stage outfit i've seen in 9ja so far .....(for a bayb)



The pads on dress look (Don't get it twisted this is the shoulder padded dress, as in the dress comes with shoulder pads)

This Kim 'hate her' Kardashian sef mtseewww. Note hers is shoulder pads + puffy sleeves (hmmm i should should put that in a different category)

Beef talk: By the way the hair is ugly

The pads on pant........as in undie look

Warning!!!! this look is ONLY for Lady GaGa!

The GaGa pads look

Once again only for Lady GaGa

Very well gyals, go get yours, and be the first to launch in your area............

 

Yours sweetest

Rihanna's Rude boy Video

I love this video because it reminds me of her roots and its urban, retro,futuristic, jamaican, and the hair (Well we are tryn to accept this hair) But the video is funny, i love her dance moves, they are effortless. But the lyrics hmmmmmm.... not something i can write on me facebook status lol.
Enjuay........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A

Impatient biaatch!!!!!

Ok, so I went to Amigo's and it was populated eeewwwww. I tried not to be spotted and pretended that I was picking up harpic and some detergent. Then I saw this cute guy buying perfumes then it hit me, what if BF is busy picking up my gift somewhere or arranging a romantic dinner somewhere….. Not just anywhere, like that roof top restaurant in beacon suites?


So here I am back home waiting……….ok right now I am stretching and curling my Brazilian hair incase it’s a dinner (hahaha)

I know u must be wondering what I got him right, well I got him a wallet, he has a big old wallet that I hate, my girls said it’s too expensive but hey, he is a burty guy, and he wears expensive stuff all the time, has high taste…… (If I buy a Dubai imitation the dude go code me) The problem with these ajebos………………………………… mtseeew.

Anywayz enough talk about BF.
Its the anxiety.
Catch ya l8ter

Valentine's day

At last! The day is here, right now I am looking at a fresh bouquet of red roses, I got flowers! yay!.....no seriously the real me……ok not the real me ¼ of me appreciates flowers. You know I have 4 different personalities, well that calm, house wife’ish, good girl’ish me likes flowers. I hope she can convince the 3 other splits to be happy. Damn it! I no go lie it is not werrkin! Why not roses and chocolate, roses and that new Bijan wicked woman perfume, roses and some diamonds or roses and ………..a car (See Barawo!) OMG! I am having a panic attack my girls are going to laugh at me! Where are my keys I have to rush to amigo’s and pick up a fake gift don’t look at me like that, you don’t know my girls! Wait before i go, how do i keep the roses alive?

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